Pete Rose recently submitted documents to the MLB Hall of Fame released by investigators that Michael Vick was inducted into some sort of an underground Hall of Fame for his accomplishments in the Dog Eat Dog World of Warcraft [aka DADWOW] dog fighting ring, the greater Atlanta Chapter.
The documents cited Vick gambled on his own team on many occasions and that it was actually encouraged. Rose entered the documents as evidence for his induction into the MLB Hall of Fame saying “what’s good for dogfighting is good for baseball, come on, throw me a bone.”
Sources close to the MLB community and dogfighting community have examined the similarities between the two sports and released the following:
Due to the use of performance enhancing drugs the two sports are becoming more and more alike and in the future should possibly be regulated as such.
Cory Feldman, In the News
On March 21 2011, Monday Night backstage at the House of Blues Cory Feldman noticed his leather studded jacket from the movie “Dream a little Dream” had been stolen right out from under his nose after he was finished snorting the cocaine out from under it.
Don’t Drink the Water
Well, I have always wanted to open a stripclub in Japan called “You dropped the bomb on me,” but with this catastrophe we know the bureaucrats here at home are breathing a sigh of relief, for the first time having zero responsibility for Japan’s nuclear issues.
The experts have told the people on the ground, “don’t drink the water” but you can still bathe and perform normal everyday activities “JUST DON”T DRINK THE WATER.” Obviously with Japan’s 5 billion dollar a year export business faltering in wake of possible contamination, in an old fashioned “bait and switch” routine the Japanese government is hoping to challenge a niche market in the tourism arena known as “the New Tijuana.”
Gamble on cock fights, get stabbed, climb up and get your picture on the zebra [I mean the spray painted donkey], JUST….. don’t drink the water.
These are strange times people, we have a dictator who is now being challenged for his empire, who at one time made the statement “HIV is a peaceful virus, not an aggressive virus.” The world should layoff, Qadaffi is obviously the African Charlie Sheen, he’s got tiger’s blood, HIV has ill affect on him and who are we to question his ways. He’s like Chuck Norris, if he was in charge of all the bags of sand at Home Depot, but with Busta Rhymes’ taste for fashion and firearms.
This whole post is mess with a point of view that lacks purpose, so I will wrap up by saying “Vote Nader!”
There’s always a trade off
I recently became thankful for living in a time and space where I can grow old and die peacefully.
Which is an interesting ability to have cause animals in the wild don’t get the same benefits. If you’re a wild animal when you start to get slower or weaker, somebody kills you, you starve death, another animal eats you, all kinds of bad stuff.
But we humans in this age, this space we call America can get just as weak, old, as dysfunctional, just as low on the chain of usefulness without actually being dead as possible. There are people who have machines keep them alive cause their bodies are mostly dead, and all they can do is breath. “Survival of the fittest” is dead.
Which is horrible, cause there is a huge upside to “survival of the fittest,” and that is that no one in the animal kingdom has ever seen grandma naked.
Animals have never had to change a diaper either, the worst thing anyone ever had to say while changing a diaper “hold still grandma.”
I hope Ashton Kutcher doesn’t read this.
But if he did I suppose that would be one more person reading this that wasn’t before. There’s always a trade off.
Dogs vs Humans
Now I was once told that dog’s stomach acids are many times stronger than that of a human’s. Those stomach acids are what keeps them from getting salmonella and other harmful baterial infections from the nasty stuff that they eat, for example: raw food.
Now I was watching my girlfriends dog in the back yard the other day and I was wondering:
As you raise the acidity levels, increasing the spectrum of things you can eat, at what point between a regular human’s stomach acidity levels and that of a dog’s, do you become compelled to eat your own poop?
And apparently, dogs love cat poop even more, the veterinarian told me that cat poop is like candy to a baby and that getting the dog to cease and desist from digging in the kitty litter is next to impossible.
Which is interesting because I’ve tried to take cat poop from a dog, not as easy as taking candy from a baby. And thats the thing about taking a shit in a public place, you can never be sure, who left it there.
I just wonder does being able to eat more things mean that you automatically find more things desirable?
